Link is making the most out of it when all the Brawlers are gone. Seriously, all SSBB characters are cock blockers. Let Link flirt with Zelda!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Link Spits Game at Zelda
Link is making the most out of it when all the Brawlers are gone. Seriously, all SSBB characters are cock blockers. Let Link flirt with Zelda!
Monday, March 30, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Captain Falcon Approves This Gay Message
Captain Falcon is not gay. He is just approving homosexuality. Falcon Punch!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Solid Snake Rapes Zelda
Oh noes. Buttsecks! That's not all, in SSBB, Snake is notoriously know to rape any character regarless of gender or specie.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
We Haz Epic Falcon Punchez N' Shit
I don't care what you say, Ganondorf's Warlock punch is still considered as a Falcon punch. FALCON PUNCH!!!!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Mario PWNS Luigi: Shouryuken!
LOL Smash Bros at its finest! This is what happens when Luigi gets out of line! Shouryuken!!!!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Diddy Kong and Yoshi are BFF
In the world of Super Smash Bros., sometimes is good to have a friend to back you up!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Don't Mess With Bulbasaur
Bulbasaur: First you get the gym badges, then you get the rare candies, then you get the power!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Luigi wants to be like WaLuigi!
Luigi is the most depressed video game character of all time. Besides failing at becoming a solo Nintendo star, his failed title's Mario's Missing and Luigi's Mansion didn't even top selling 2 million copies. Let it go Luigi, you are worth jack shit without the red plumber next to you. Umm... wait? Is that Luigi trying to become Luigi? This impostor is about to assassinate the real Waluigi!
Monday, March 9, 2009
Giga Bowser is watching you masterbate!
Giga Bowser gave a jaw dropping appearance in SSBM, where you could only fight him under certain conditions. After 7 years of wondering if there was a way to play as Giga Bowser, GB gave the worst expectations in video game history. In Brawl it turns out that Giga Bowser, was regular Bowser after all but you need a fucking Smash Ball to play as him for what? -- 15 seconds. What a fucking dupe. Nonetheless, GB is a scary motherfucker.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Kirby is Chef Ramsay
Oh Kirby! You are doing it wrong. Kirby's Final Smash should have been the "crash" special from Super Nintendo's Kirby Superstar, where Kirby explodes and everything that exists or existed, dies.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Mario... iz fucked
I understand the whole concept for having Master Hand and the main boss, but why have Crazy Hand? Just like dozens of SSBB fanboys argue that Brawl has several duplicate characters, Crazy Hand is definitely another cheap duplicate. The game developers were probably masterbating when they decided to add Crazy Hand. With that being said, Mario here is about to get jerked off by these two gloved-hands.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Luigi Mucus
Luigi is like mucus. He is the noogie of Mario since he is always the motherfucking underdog!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
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