Yellow Pikmin's New Ride

Yellow Pikmin has new pimped out ride!

Captain Falcon Approves This Gay Message

Captain Falcon is not gay. He is just approving homosexuality. Falcon Punch!

Don't Mess With Bulbasaur

Bulbasaur: First you get the gym badges, then you get the rare candies, then you get the power!

Luigi wants to be like WaLuigi!

Luigi is the most depressed video game character of all time. Besides failing at becoming a solo Nintendo star, his failed title's Mario's Missing and Luigi's Mansion didn't even top selling 2 million copies. Let it go Luigi, you are worth jack shit without the red plumber next to you. Umm... wait? Is that Luigi trying to become Luigi? This impostor is about to assassinate the real Waluigi!

Giga Bowser is watching you masterbate!

Giga Bowser gave a jaw dropping appearance in SSBM, where you could only fight him under certain conditions. After 7 years of wondering if there was a way to play as Giga Bowser, GB gave the worst expectations in video game history. In Brawl it turns out that Giga Bowser, was regular Bowser after all but you need a fucking Smash Ball to play as him for what? -- 15 seconds. What a fucking dupe. Nonetheless, GB is a scary motherfucker.

Mario... iz fucked

I understand the whole concept for having Master Hand and the main boss, but why have Crazy Hand? Just like dozens of SSBB fanboys argue that Brawl has several duplicate characters, Crazy Hand is definitely another cheap duplicate. The game developers were probably masterbating when they decided to add Crazy Hand. With that being said, Mario here is about to get jerked off by these two gloved-hands.

Luigi Mucus

Luigi is like mucus. He is the noogie of Mario since he is always the motherfucking underdog!